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Eliza Dushku Stole My Wife’s Boyfriend!

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox attend the Peace over Violence 39th Annual Humanitarian Awards, held at the Beverly Hills Hotel and it’s pissing off my Wife!

My wife, Sugar has long held admiration for Mr. Fox and I think she was hoping to hook up with him one day! ...in her dreams…of course! If Rick wanted a 50 year old woman…he’d still be with Vanessa Williams
So along comes this little trollip… Eliza Dusku and dashes Sugar’s dreams of getting some big black basketball Player Manmeat!

By the looks on Miss Dushku’s face…she likes it too!
Rick Fox and Eliza Dushku during the Peace over Violence 39th Annual Humanitarian Awards, held at the Beverly Hills Hotel, on October 29, 2010, in Beverly Hills, California. Photo: Michael Germana Star Max Photo via Newscom
In Other News…
Charlie Sheen wanted sex in a restaurant bathroom [radar online]
Randy Travis divorcing his Older Wife! [Huffington Post]
Ron Howard refuses to remove Gay joke from movie! [The Hollywood Reporter]
Brandi Glanville gets a DUI [The Hollywood Gossip]
Winona Ryder Topless! [City Rag]
Betty White has her own Comic Book? [La Daily Musto]
Mariah Carey says she’s pregnant! [Popeater]

Is Mariah Carey Pregnant or Just Fat?

It’s been speculated for months now that Mariah Carey is pregnant but for some reason…she doesn’t want to admit it even though she appears to be.
…I’m guessing she is just fucking fat! She has always struggled with her weight and now that she is married…I think she’s just letting herself go!
I’m thinking that if she was really pregnant that she would be much bigger now from when the rumors started. Wasn’t that like 6 months ago?
It’s my theory…and I’m sticking to it! ;)
Singer Mariah Carey entertains shareholders at the Wal-Mart Stores Inc's annual general meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas June 4, 2010. REUTERS/Sarah Conard (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS)

Mariah Carey is HUGE!

Funny…Mariah Carey Performed for The Wal-Mart Shareholders yesterday…and now she is the size of a Wal-Mart!
….now she looks like many of the women who actually shop there!
…and I hear she’s pregnant! WOAH!
If I were Kirstie Alley…I would start standing next to Mariah! She’d look skinnier all of a sudden!
…I do love those Big Fat Boobies, though!
Mariah Carey entertains shareholders at Wal-Mart Stores Inc's annual general meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Mariah Carey might explode anytime now!

Here’s a pic of Mariah Carey at tonight’s Spirit Awards in LA.
I’m not sure what’s going on under that dress…but I’m almost positive that their has got to be some kind of super girdle or a tight wrap with some duct tape!
The good thing is that when she’s wrapped up that tight…it all pushes it all up to her tits!
For God’s sake woman! Eat a salad every now and then!
Mariah Carey at The Spirit Awards 2010

Mariah Carey’s big friggin ass!

I love Mariah Carey! She’s got a body that is off the charts and lately her ass is off the charts too…
Checkout this magazine pic from some foreign rag that shows Mariah getting out of the water wearing a bikini and climbing onto the yacht as servants try to cover her with towels!
…I guess they had something to hide! :)
…They shoulda’ had bigger towels! :)

More Mariah Carey Cleavage from The Golden Globes!

Lisa Rinna said on her Twitter page that she thought Mariah Carey’s cleavage was a little too much!
I find that funny…or ironic…or Meowish!
BTW…I love Lisa Rinna…she would look great with a little more Boobage! Don”t be a Fuddy Duddy!
Carey’s Fantastic Funbags were on full display at the Golden Globes…and we Love Em!
Mariah Carey's Huge Funbags at the Golden Globe Awards 2010!
Mariah Carey's Huge Funbags at the Golden Globe Awards 2010!