Posts Tagged “Brad Pitt”

George Clooney has been dating Italian Model, Elisabetta Canalis for quit awhile now! Personally, I think it’s cuz he likes saying “Elisabetta” ….sounds fancy!
When he and Brad Pitt are sitting around Clooney’s Italian Villa…. drinking a cognac by the fire and Brad brings up Angelina….George can always work in…“Elisabetta, please give Brad a refill. Will you please, My Love!”
…and please put something on over that negligee…your going catch your death!”
….well anyways…back to reality…Elisabetta just did a Underwear Photoshoot for Roberto Cavilli that was released today…this might give you a clue as to why George dates her!

But here’s the real reason George is dating her…he saw this ’05 Picture of Liz in GQ magazine…I’m sure! Camel Toe and all!

According to Author Ian Halprin who appeared this morning on The Howard Stern Show that Angelina Jole stole Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston by being a sexual Dynamite in bed including licking Brad’s ass crack!
Halprin has a new book titled “Brangalina” that will be released tomorrow.
…I think I love her more now!

Famous American Celebrities who would never stoop to doing American TV Commercials are being wooed (Pardon the Pun) by Japanese TV.

Case in Point… Brad Pitt in a Commercial for Japanese banking giant Softbank!

Angelina Jole looks on to her Hubby, Brad Pitt at the Premiere of Inglorious Bastards at Grauman’s Chinese Theater on Monday!

Quentin Tarantino’s Film Inglorious Bastards Premiered at Cannes with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sharon Stone, Mike Myers,German actress Diane Kruger, and French actress Melanie Laurent. Pics below!

More Pics From CANNES After The JUMP!

On paper it looks like a boring show tonight! No big Hollywood Glamour like in past years except for a small smattering of exceptions…(Brad and Angelina)
Hugh Jackman, though a fine actor, I don’t quite see as a modern day Billy Crystal so i’m not looking to get a lot of laughs.
Apparently Slumdog Millionaire is going to win Best Picture according to everyone on The Planet. (I haven’t brought myself to see it yet)

My sentimental choice for Best Actor would be Mickey Rourke but I hear Jeff Spicoli and Whoopi’s old boyfriend stand a good chance!

I know Rourke ruined his career early on by being a class One A-Hole, but maybe he’s seen the evil of his ways and he will by far give a more entertaining acceptance speech than Mr Langella or Mr. Penn. Philip Seymour Hoffman is The Long shot.

Best Actress doesn’t get me excited much….It seems Kate Winslet will probably win as she has at every ceremony so far this year. Maybe former kookie gal and now The new Mother Theresa, Angelina Jolie will surprise me with a upset?

All in all, i’m not looking for an exciting evening…my wife insists on watching the early arrivals and all the BS that happens leading up to the show.

Myself, i’ll be watching what’s going on in Fontana! Go Tony Stewart!