Archive for the “Showbiz” Category

There is a big rumour going around that J-Lo will be replacing the already gone Ellen DeGeneres.
That will be fine with me…Ellen was unwatchable.
…they may have to install a Butt Cam just to keep me happy!

Here’s another pic of Angelina Jole in South Korea the other day promoting her latest film, Salt!
Damn, she looks great!

Here we have a pic of Audrina Patridge running around London for some reason wearing a tank top! Now I’m thinking tank top + Boobs = pokies!
But Nooooooo. Audrina wears a fucking bra under her tank top! This is a fucking outrage! (starting to sound like Mel Gibson)
Who wears a bra under a tank top? Baptists?
Audrina is on my shit list….or until she does something slutty!

Most of you know I’m a big Howard Stern Fan and I can hardly wait for tomorrow’s show!
They did a IQ test on Show Staffer’s and a few Wack Packers and tomorrow the betting begins on who is smarter…or dumber.
Here is my prediction of the outcome…dumbest first.
1. Wendy The Retard
2. High Pitch Eric
3. Jeff the Drunk
4. Sal the Stockbroker
5. Richard Christie (Heeeeeeey)
6. Scott DePace
7. Ralph Cirella (Ralphy Cakes)
8. JD (da Badass) Harmeier
9. Bababooey
10. Jason Kaplan

Adrianne Curry twittered this pic of her eating in a Irish Pub in costume!
Might I say those hot wings are magically delicious!

Angelina Jole was in Tokyo for the Premiere of her new movie SALT!
She was dressed in a sexy number with a slit up to her money maker and under the right light was kinda…almost…sorta…seethru.
My eyes hurt so much from trying to find the perfect almost seethru that I said FUCK IT! I’ll just post her tits from a sexy angle! VIOLA!

The Sun is reporting that Porn Star Savannah Gold was found naked, throttled with a rope, (what the fuck is that?) hit with a plant pot and her throat slit by a Intruder named Shohidul Islam. (another reason to hate muslims)
Savannah, real name Natalie Heck was born in England and had a very successful Porn Career in the US before retiring back to England where I hear she had a successful Escort Career.
…Lets hope she recovers to suck some more cock!

…BTW I don’t hate Muslims! Only Religious Zealots of any Religion! BTW again…There is no God!