Archive for the “Commentary” Category

There is a big rumour going around that J-Lo will be replacing the already gone Ellen DeGeneres.
That will be fine with me…Ellen was unwatchable.
…they may have to install a Butt Cam just to keep me happy!

Here we have a pic of Audrina Patridge running around London for some reason wearing a tank top! Now I’m thinking tank top + Boobs = pokies!
But Nooooooo. Audrina wears a fucking bra under her tank top! This is a fucking outrage! (starting to sound like Mel Gibson)
Who wears a bra under a tank top? Baptists?
Audrina is on my shit list….or until she does something slutty!

Most of you know I’m a big Howard Stern Fan and I can hardly wait for tomorrow’s show!
They did a IQ test on Show Staffer’s and a few Wack Packers and tomorrow the betting begins on who is smarter…or dumber.
Here is my prediction of the outcome…dumbest first.
1. Wendy The Retard
2. High Pitch Eric
3. Jeff the Drunk
4. Sal the Stockbroker
5. Richard Christie (Heeeeeeey)
6. Scott DePace
7. Ralph Cirella (Ralphy Cakes)
8. JD (da Badass) Harmeier
9. Bababooey
10. Jason Kaplan

My Breastest Buddy, Mamie Van Doren also appeared at The Hollywood Show in Burbank signing autographs for fans looking spectacular!
…Damn…wish I known she was there…I would have went! STALKER ALERT!

Do you guys remember that big-titted chick in Purple Rain, Apollonia?
Well her tits are still big and she’s still looking hot for a 50 year old!
She showed up Saturday for the Hollywood Show at the Mariott Hotel in Burbank looking very Cougarish and I want her! NOW!

Well Boys and Girls today is NASCAR Sunday again and I’m rooting on Tony Stewart for a win at The Brickyard 400!
My oldest son TJ, will be coming over and we’ll have some Beer and Pizza and some Birthday Cake to celebrate his 27th birthday while watching the race!
Damn…I’m getting old!
Anyhoo …over in Hockenheim Germany they are having a Formula 1 race and this Busty Babe is one of the dancers in the pre-show!

Hockenheim? Love that name!
In other News!
Did Mold kill Brittany Murphy and her husband? TMZ
Patrick Dempsey and Shia LeBouf Have a Showdown! Accidental Sexiness
Jennifer Aniston Adopts a 33 Year Old Man from Africa! Eat Sleep Celebrity
Alessandra Ambrosio works a bikini! Music Juice
Female Stern Fan Loves Tracy Morgan! Girl on Stern
Kelly Osbourne as Marilyn Monroe! Shabooty
Battle Over The Beauties! Blake Lively vs Vanessa Hudgens! Miss Tila OMG

OK…I know this is a fluff piece… but nothing is going on and I feel the need to post something Damn it!
Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were filming today on the set of their new movie, Friends with Benefits….and i thought this pic looked kinda cute…so I posted it!
…I know…I might be turning Gay!

With no kicking and screaming…Lindsay Lohan was put in cuffs and taken off to the land of Wild Lesbians aka The Lynwood Correctional Facility!
Here we have a copy of her Mug Shot after booking!

It’s refreshing to see a new Lohan in Jail! I was getting sick of hearing about her Father!
…well it’s easy to see the apple doesn’t fall too far from……you know!
I’m guessing she will be more popular than ever now….and don’t even worry about her doing the full 90 days…
She’ll maybe do 20 something days….or minutes….whatever.
I’m more interested in why Mel Gibson can’t get a Blowjob!

Lookout World! Today is the day Looney…I mean Lindsay Lohan is supposed to turn herself in to Authorities to begin her jail sentence!
And…her newly appointed Attorney Robert Shapiro, has just quit the case!
(Apparently Lindsay is Wackier than OJ)
Tighten your seat belts! This is going to be a wild ride!
I can’t wait!

Well here it is again already! Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2011 in Miami Beach!
…here’s a little Hotty that caught my attention on the runway!
…I love a model with big Funbags!