Archive for the “Bullshit” Category

All you Happy Campers out there need to keep a eye on what’s going on with Google and Verizon’s partnership to disband Net Neutrality for their own evil devices.
I’m a fan and a big user of both of these Behemoth Companies but the internet has got to be free of influences from outside forces.
I know this is a dumb blog with nothing but Don Rickles-type put downs of celebrities and lots of Boobage…but I’m just saying…let Big Corporations in the door and before you know it….The Gulf of Mexico will be full of oil!
For a good article on this topic by someone who knows more than me and probably has more respect since….I’m an Asshole…..
Checkout Craig Aaron’s post on The Huffington Post.

I ran across this picture of a Australian Sports Fan that I really have nothing to say about.
I think the picture says it all….sorta

I just ran across this Blog post about a study that shows that bigger breasted women are more likely…by a large margin of getting a ride from a man if they are hitchhiking! Duh!
The report also studied women drivers and apparently they didn’t much care about boob size when they picked up a gal!
The report only studied women with A, B and C sized cups….
I think the D’s would have been off the charts!

Picture via My Wife

Just checking my Stats on this blog this morning and noticed that yesterday I had the most visits ever! YEAH! (3,848)
…on Friday the 13th too?
What’s up with that?
Also I just got verified by Pacific Coast News to access (for a slight charge) their celebrity pictures! So maybe I will be able to compete with the Big Boys a little better!
Sugar and I are heading to San Diego today…gonna get a hotel and watch my son and sister-in-law run in a charity marathon!
I’ll be cheering them on with a vodka!
…ok…sorry to bore you guys with mundane bullshit….back to boobs!

Every year in Auckland, New Zealand they have the Boobs and Bikes Parade!
(Now we’re talking) It’s filled with Busty Babes who want to show off their treasures (and their bikes) to the adoring public!
Below…we have the event Organizer Steve Crow between two busty Ladies!
By looking at Steve…you know why he Organized the whole thing!
…Steve Crow….We Salute You!

Had a good weekend considering I didn’t get laid!
Wifey had a bug! UGH!
Anyways Friday night I rented Kick-Ass on ON DEMAND and was thoroughly pleased! Might be the best movie I’ve seen all year and totally didn’t expect it!
Saturday we had friends over for a BBQ and Pool Party…Weather was great..
Sunday just chilled…watched NASCAR…Tony Stewart came in 7th so not too bad.
We watched another movie After.Life with Christina Ricci Liam Neeson and Justin Long.
Christina is naked thru half the movie…which was great!
I hear Patricia Neal died…I thought she had died years ago?
I was never a big Patricia Neal fan…but she did bang Gary Cooper…so she must have been cool!

Picture via Wikipedia Commons
Howard Stern was back from vacation this morning and it was great to hear a new show!
His guest this morning was Rob Schneider and it was entertaining to hear his take on Mel Gibson!
Schneider is also engaged to marry a Hot Mexican TV Producer with no Prenup! OOPS! THERE GOES ALL MY MONEY!
There should be a law to protect successful men from throwing away their money just because we have a penis that makes us stupid at times!
Anyways…here’s a pic of the Schmuck and his Hotty Latina!

She is HOT! Good Luck Rob!

Spent all morning looking for some spicy Celeb News and Nada!
Although…I could show a pic of Sienna Miller in a Bikini…but she has no tits so fuck her!
Even Twitter is taking a shit and really slow!

Then I just caught a awesome Police chase Live on TV in LA! This was like a movie! Police cars getting wrecked! Driving on sidewalks!
Spike strip finally worked and then it took about 16 cops to pull this big Samoan-shaped dude out of the car!
I’m thinking if he wasn’t on TV he probably would have been shot cuz he was one scary Dude!
That’s about it…hold on and let me see if anything worthwhile is available to post?
……………………………………………..Nope…nothing! But i’ll keep looking!
If you are a itty bitty titty fan and you really need to see Sienna in a bikini…The Superficial has it! See it here!
…ok…guess I’ll have another Vodka and go see what my Buddy Mamie Van Doren is up to?

How come it is so hard to kill really bad people?
Remember the plot to kill Hitler? One suitcase bomb misplaced and viola, the asshole escaped death!
Now we have Hitler Jr., Iranian President Ahmadinejad being reportedly the object of a grenade attack that went wrong!
…well at least somebody is trying!

My wife Sugar woke me up with a nice blowjob this morning! What a way to start the day!
I’ve been browsing the web for some pix of Celebs being naughty….but I guess all the naughty Celebs are in custody?
Well at least I got a BJ! Do you hear that Mel Gibson?
Getting ready to watch NASCAR at Pocono…but they are in a rain delay….Sugar is making breakfast! Watching her tits jiggle as she peels the potatoes! getting distracted!
I’m starting to ramble…so in other News!
Tara Reid Goes Commando and might have banged Dennis Rodman? The Superficial
Shaq sings to Justin Bieber? Shabooty
Chelsea Clinton gets married! The Huffington Post
The Drudge Report still hates Democrats! Drudge Report

I hate guys who have bigger dicks than me! Especially fucking French guys…but in the spirit of reporting the outrageous…or stupid…here is French Pole Vaulter, Renaud Lavillenie celebrating his victory in Barcelona of some bullshit European Athletics competion!
…apparently Renaud used his personal pole!