Your a Asshole if…..

Apr - 01 | By: daddyoh | no comments.

Filed under : Commentary, News, Satire Maybe?

Today I’ve found it necessary to define what a Asshole is! There are many Assholes running around doing stupid things…BUT….They don’t realise that they are Assholes…they actually think they have the answer! So I just want to explain to a select few so that they can come to the realisation of the meaning of their useless lives!
#1 Your a Asshole if you call yourself a Christian and are planning to kill, beat up or spit on somebody.
#2 Your a Asshole if you always think…”It’s my way or the highway”!
#3 Your a Asshole if you are already a millionaire and you need to lie, steal, embezzle, cheat or harm people to make more money!
#4 Your a Asshole if you get blown up and there is nothing left but your asshole….(this one is rare… but possible)
#5 Your a Asshole if you have nothing to do better than sit around writing on a Blog that no one reads! (I might wanna reconsider this one)