I can only imagine what Tiger Woods is going through. One day he is the darling of America…the next…he is a horny, cheating Womanizer!
The poor fucking Bastard must be crazy by now especially with every Floozie that he tipped too much coming out of the woodwork!
OK, I get it…Tiger likes pussy…who doesn’t? A man of his stature expects the Perks in Life…a fling with a Barmaid, Model or Groupie now and then…Hell, what real man wouldn’t turn down a fine Piece of Ass if it was thrown at you…and you thought that you could get away with it!
I don’t know if Tiger loves his wife or not…if he does…he might want to do a little counseling if she will consider it…if not..it might be time for a Divorce.
Cut your losses…
Do the Letterman thing…no one ever did it better…just say you fucked up and it’s a private matter and you apologize and don’t expect to talk about it any further.
In fact…he should do it on Letterman! That would be funny and better!
The longer he remains silent…the longer his personal Hell is going to last! Be a Man! Fess up! You will be forgiven by most.
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