Jimmy Kimmel has reported on Twitter that one of my favorite Comedians, Robert Schimmel has died from his injuries from a car accident last week.
Kimmel wasn’t positive about the report…but pretty sure!
Schimmel was a regular Guest on The Howard Stern Show and many knew him from his HBO Special! Bob had all kinds of trouble in his past. He fought cancer, ex-wives and just recently cirrosis of the liver caused by a blood transfusion.
He was involved in a car crash last week riding as a passenger while his daughter drove in Arizona.
The man was a funny fuck on stage and will be missed!

Apparently the place to get a tan is not The Jersey Shore but on the top of her roof!
Jennifer Jwoww Farley and her Jersey Shore Pal, Deena Cortese donned some skimpy bikinis and got a last minute tan before feeling the effects of Hurricane Earl!
…I admire dedication!
…ps I’d show a pic of Deena but it ain’t worth it!

I’m so sick of these really hot Celebs showing off their panties when they get out of cars!
…….just kidding!
Playmate Karissa Shannon did the old “oops there it is” as she exited her car for the OK! Magazine party last night!

Steamy model Sophie Turner showed up at the La Vida nightclub for the OK! Magazine party wearing this glittery blue dress with a seethru top!
Nicely Played, Sophie!

Checkout Hot-looking Kim Kardashian leaving The Viper Room last night wearing a tight-fitting sexy dress with plenty O’ Cleavage!
Kimmy attended a performance of The Pussycat Dolls!
…nice!

I guess I report on ex-Playmate and ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas, Shauna Sand more than anybody!
…I think that’s because I’m a big fan of big fake titties and those huge Stripper heels!
Well Miss Sand went out with PR Guy Elliot Mintz to Trousdale Nightclub the other night.
…now I have a couple of thoughts on this picture…
Mr Mintz isn’t her usual type….he’s older…which is fine…not her usual dumb Boy Toy!
And her dress is sexy but for her…it’s demure.
At least with the dress and Mr Mintz she might get inside Trousdale!

All you Happy Campers out there need to keep a eye on what’s going on with Google and Verizon’s partnership to disband Net Neutrality for their own evil devices.
I’m a fan and a big user of both of these Behemoth Companies but the internet has got to be free of influences from outside forces.
I know this is a dumb blog with nothing but Don Rickles-type put downs of celebrities and lots of Boobage…but I’m just saying…let Big Corporations in the door and before you know it….The Gulf of Mexico will be full of oil!
For a good article on this topic by someone who knows more than me and probably has more respect since….I’m an Asshole…..
Checkout Craig Aaron’s post on The Huffington Post.

It’s good to see Jessica Alba dressing sexy again! She was smoking hot at the Venice Film Festival for her new movie Machete!

According to Perez Hilton’s Website…he has a source that says Paris Hilton has been known to hide her coke in a condom that she inserts inside her vagina!
Woah Nelly!
I thought that was where Perez Hilton hid his!